Coraggio amici D’Italia!

Al prossimo incontro del Club 25 Gennaio 2013. Saluti! Don Giacomo.

LA RICETTA MAGGICA                               THE MAGICAL PRESCRIPTION

1.

Rinchiuso in un castello medievale,                Holed up in a medieval castle

er vecchio frate co’ l’occhiali d’oro                  the old friar with his gold-rimmed spectacles

spremeva da le glandole d’un toro                  set about extracting from the glands of a bull

la forza de lo spirito vitale                              the potency of the spirit of life,

per poi mischiallo’, e qui stava er segreto,       ready to be blended, and here lay the secret,

in un decotto d’arnica e d’aceto                      in a brew of arnica and vinegar.

2.

E diceva fra se: Co’ ‘st’invenzione,                 And he said to himself: With this concoction

che mette fine a tutti li malanni,                     which can put an end to all manner of  troubles,

un omo campera piu de cent’anni                    a man could live for more than a hundred years

senza che se misuri la pressione                      without ever having to take his blood-pressure

e se conservera gajardo e tosto                       and he would remain hale and hearty

cor core in pace e co’ la testa a posto.             sound in heart and with his head screwed on.

3.

Detto ch’ebbe cosi, fece una croce,                 Having spoken thus, made a sign of the cross,

quasi volesse benedi er decotto;                     as if he intended to bless the transfusion;

ma a l’improviso intese come un fiotto           but suddenly he heard something of a murmur

d’uno che je chiedeva sottovoce:                    from someone who asked sottovoce:

Se ormai la vita e’ diventata un pianto            if life has now become such a pain

che scopo ciai de fallo campa tanto?              what’s the point of dragging it out any longer?

4.

Devi curaje l’anima. Bisogna                           You must attend to your soul. You need,

che, invece d’esse schiavo com’e  adesso,      rather than to live like a slave as you now do,

ridiventi padrone de se stesso                         to try to get a grip on yourself

e nun aggisca come una carogna;                    and stop behaving like a waster;

pe’ ritrova la strada nun je restate               to return to the straight and narrow there remains

che un mezzo solo e la ricetta e’ questa:          one remedy and the prescription is as follows:

5.

Dignita personale grammi ottanta,                  Personal dignity – eighty grams,

sincerita corretta co’ la menta,                         sincerity –  enhanced with mint,

libberta condensata grammi trenta,                 concentrate of freedom – thirty grams,

estratto depurato d’erba Santa,                       clarified extract of Holy herbs,

bonsenso, tolleranza e strafottinaa                  common sense, toleration, indulgence

(un cucchiaro a diggiuno ogni matina).           (one teaspoonful fasting each morning).

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